PESA JAMANI PESA!

A dog died and the owner went to his pastor and asked, "Pastor, my dog is dead, could there be a service for the poor creature?" Pastor replied, "No, we can't have a service for an animal in the church. However, there is a new church down the road. Maybe they will do something for the animal." Then the man answered, “Pastor, but do you think they will accept a donation of R10million in return for the burial service?" Pastor shouted, "Blood of Jesus! Why didn’t you tell me the dog was a christian?"
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